teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

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goldengrillss:

Lol

free-your-mind:

🌜🌜🌜
themindofjacobedward:

Seattle Slutwalk 2012, Sunday Sept. 9th! 
I’m not afraid of dying. Pieces of me die all the time.
Sage Francis (via furples)
ganjakingsjebote:

All the Stoners World Wide! Pretty Insane!

shin-ngstar:

WHY DO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH